Diaryland Trading Cards!

Genibee member since 06/08/2001 331 entries Gold Edition

Description: A half-assed art historian trying to juggle work, a husband, two cranky cats, and an unruly brain.

Strengths: Jill of all trades, mistress of few. Would probably be a good cocktail hour conversationalist, except she never goes to cocktail parties.

Weaknesses: Fudge, a new book, avoiding laundry, obsessive internet addiction. Gossip.

Special Skills: Being the sensible one. Also able to carefully move old fragile things. Good at rubbing cats and husbands.

Weapons: A large vocabulary and the ability to get obsessive about trivia. The ability to pinch and leave a bruise using only her toes (a skill passed down in the family).

Location of Secret Lair: Exact location unknown, but accessed via a secret chute located in every major library.