Andare, Partire, Tornare ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So I sez to her, I sez, \"Stigmata! No way!\" The Genibee Players would like to present an exerpt from a new production. We call it "AIM Conversations between Two Art History Geeks." Today's chapter: Stigmata, Pee, and Genitalia. littlehussy: I had a discussion about pee today, at Penn! An ivy league school! Yeah, that's right, pee! GinevraDiBenci: What did it entail? littlehussy: high-borw and low-brow, simultaneously, I Like it! littlehussy: pee littlehussy: do I have to elaborate? GinevraDiBenci: Well...um... GinevraDiBenci: no, I suppose not. littlehussy: we had an awkward moment in our class the other day GinevraDiBenci: was this pee-related? littlehussy: one of the boys asked why a medieval print of the wound in Christ's side looked like female genitalia (it was a red mandorla, basically) littlehussy: and the prof was like, well, uh... littlehussy: the shape... and the color.... littlehussy: it was embarrassing for him. GinevraDiBenci: oh, squirm littlehussy: like dad teaching a lesson littlehussy: hhahahahha littlehussy: well, son, when two people love each other very much.... GinevraDiBenci: they get stigmata! littlehussy: hhahhahaha! GinevraDiBenci: I think I'm going to hell littlehussy: pretty much. Please join us next week for more fun, when we present "He's the guy who did the St. Helen's in St. Peter's, which makes him too much like Finelli, so I can't do my diss. on him. But you knew that." 10:05 p.m. - 2004-02-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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