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Description: A half-assed art historian trying to juggle work, a husband, two cranky cats, and an unruly brain. Strengths: Jill of all trades, mistress of few. Would probably be a good cocktail hour conversationalist, except she never goes to cocktail parties. Weaknesses: Fudge, a new book, avoiding laundry, obsessive internet addiction. Gossip. Special Skills: Being the sensible one. Also able to carefully move old fragile things. Good at rubbing cats and husbands. Weapons: A large vocabulary and the ability to get obsessive about trivia. The ability to pinch and leave a bruise using only her toes (a skill passed down in the family). Location of Secret Lair: Exact location unknown, but accessed via a secret chute located in every major library. 10:19 pm - Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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